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Situation

Jokes Somebody is very tall.
• "Do you play basketball?"
• "Oh sorry, I thought you were a lightpost."
• "How's the weather up there?"

Somebody is very short.
• "Where's the circus?"
• "Da plane! Da plane!"
• "How's the weather down there?"

Somebody stumbles.
• "Walk much?"
• "First day on your new feet?"
• "How's the weather down there?"

Somebody burps.
• "Really?"
• "Well put."
• "Did you get any on you?"
• "Just as good the second time?"

Somebody hurts himself.
• "That's gotta hurt!"
• "That's going to leave a mark."
• "You're going to feel that tomorrow."

Somebody says something untrue.
• "Bzzt, wrong answer. Thanks for playing."
Somebody says, "You can say that again."
• (repeat what you just said)
• "That again."